Monday, March 18, 2013

Beyoncé: Bow Down, Bitch

The lyrics of Beyoncés new song, Bow Down/I Been On, include the lines:

"I know when you were little girls you dreamt of being in my world. Don’t forget it. Respect that. Bow Down, bitches."

A lot of people are, shockingly enough, quite offended by that. But, you know what, I think she made an honest mistake. Thus, I decided to take the liberty of correcting the Bow Down lyrics for her;

"I know when you were a little girl, you dreamt of being where you are today, and you got it your way, because your fan's money, attention and support paved the way. Don’t forget it. Respect that. Bow Down, bitch."

Now, that's more like it. You're welcome, Beyoncé.