Tuesday, September 4, 2012

This is what's happening right now:

AAAUUUGH! 3 min left as a 24-year-old! FUCK ME! Scratch that. Fuck U, Time! No. No, no, NO! *wailing hysterically*

Fuck, life is going way too fast. Major quarter-life crisis - MAYJAH. Ugh, this is fucking depressing. Get it together, Annie, get it together. You can do this. All right. Now smile. *giving the brightest fake smile ever* You're gonna be 25, and that's GREAT. Yeah. 25? 25?! Just 5 years left until I'm 30?

...OH GOD! I think I'm gonna vomit. *runs to the bathroom while holding a hand over my mouth*