Friday, August 10, 2012

Breaking News!


This just in: The 'Gay Creature' spotted in Rome! Mortified bystanders said, 'he came out of nowhere and ran around' while apparently singing;

"I said what what, in Sheri Butt?
I said what what, in Sheri Butt?
I said what what, in Sheri Butt?
I said what what, in Sheri Butt?
You wanna do it in Sheri Butt, in Sheri Butt?
You wanna do it in Sheri Butt, in Sheri Butt?
You wanna do it in Sheri Butt, in Sheri Butt?
Let's do it in Sheri Butt, okay..."

Then he disappeared into the night while making a peculiar sound, which the bystanders could only describe as a 'gleeful, high-pitched laugh'.

We will keep you updated as more details on this story develops. Stay tuned for more on the 'Gay Creature'.