Tuesday, December 20, 2011

The Rise of the Planet of the Cats

A: This is seriously creepy. A cat seemingly behaving like a human is... a little disturbing. It's like the rise of the Planet of the Cats.

D: its adorable

A: It won't be as adorable when they take over the world. Have you not seen Planet of the Apes and The Rise of the Planet of the Apes? We must prepare ourselves. I'm telling you, mate - it's a war coming.

I: The babies or the cats...?

D: no worries, if they come at me I'll just dangle a bit of string in front of them, throw it, then run!


I: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-adI7I_bYVc Watch this, and tell me again how worried you really are.. :-P

A: Hahaha! Excellent question, Ida. The answer to that we will soon find out. In the meantime, David and I will be buying a gun and some string. Learning martial arts may be necessary as well. Side note, WE GET WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVEY, THERE IS NO NEED TO SHOUT IT IN ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATION!
D: I think there's no need for guns, you could probably kick a cat about 20 meters, guns just seem overkill!
A: Oh my GOD! War training! They're recruiting soldiers as we speak! How did you get this information, Ida?! A whistleblower must have leaked this. I suspect Hello Kitty, or am I just a fool falling for her seemingly sweet persona? Trust no one. Cats have nine lives, David. There is no overkill, as there is barely killing. God help us all.
I: I know a guy..
A: Who knows a cat. Very specific information, it's gonna be easy figuring out who the guy is. God, the CIA (Cat Intelligence Agency) probably got him already. Much respect to him, he's a true martyr. Rest in peace, mate. We're on our own now. Brace yourselves - we're in for a rocky ride.