Wednesday, August 10, 2011

My New Favorite Person




Introducing: Elonia, also known as Nonnie.
She is a burgeoning artist, song writer and singer, and about a year ago she made this video in her own personal bathroom in her own personal time. Which only goes to show how dedicated and determined she is to succeed, and BOY, did she succeed.
As always, the first single and music video was leaked to the public before the release of her much anticipated debut album, "Songs From Tha Toilet". She later discovered that the culprit was her beloved brother, avenging an embarrassing photo leaked on MySpace two years earlier, but never have a crime been such a blessing.

Over 30.000.000 views and hundreds of copycats later, she is a trending topic, the girl to know, the artist to listen to and the person to copy. She is - my new favorite person.


Sittin' On Tha Toilet - Lyrics


*kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet *kiss teeth*

Sittin on tha TOILET *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha TOILET *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha TOILET *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha TOILET (umph) *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha TOILET (umph) *kiss teeth*

Sittin on tha toilet (umph)
Sittin on tha toilet (umph) *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet (umph) *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet (umph) *kiss teeth*

Sittin on tha toilet (ah) *kiss teeth*
Sittin on tha toilet (ah) *kiss teeth*

SITTIN' ON THA TOILET *kiss teeth*
Now, FLUSH.